One thinks he has the smallest hands ever, the second thinks he has the smallest feet and the third thinks he has the smallest penis.
The guy thinking he has the smallest hands is called and goes to the back room. About five minutes later he comes out fist pumping and jumping up and down. He tells the others "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
The other two are so excited for him, they all high five and talk about his experience until the guy thinking he has the smallest feet is called back. Nervously he walks into the back room.
The two other guys wait in anticipation until about five minutes later he comes back into the waiting room dancing like a maniac. "I've got the smallest feet in the world" he exclaims. The others are so excited for him and they all dance and joke around.
After a little while the last guy who thinks he has the smallest penis is called back and sure enough, just like the others he comes walking back into the waiting room about five minutes later but he is dragging his feet and obviously upset. The other two jump up and ask him "what's wrong"? .. He replies what the heck is a reddit admin?
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