Three Chines men get off a boat...

They get to the US customs, the Boarder control asks their names: I'm Fu he's Bu and the guy is Chu. The Boarder control guy decides to give them a hard time. Says if you want to come in you need American names. You will be Buck, you can be Chuck.. Fu went back to China.

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