The first one says: "I´ve bought my wife a Lamborghini and a Ferrari, so when she gets tired of driving the Lamborghini, she can drive the Ferrari."
The second one says: "I´ve bought my wife a house in California and an apartment in New York, so when she gets tired of living in California, she can go live in New York".
The third one says "I´ve bought my wife a frying pan and a dildo."
"Why?", the first two guys billionaires.
"So when she gets tired of cooking, she can go fuck herself."
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