....at the grocery store check out. She noticed the man behind her staring intently at the groceries in her cart. He would stare at the groceries, at her, and then back at the groceries.
Finally, he tapped her on the shoulder and asked, "Excuse me, but are you single?"
Flattered, she replied, "Why, yes. But, how could tell that by just looking at my groceries?"
"I couldn't," he replied. "You're just fucking ugly."
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