A guy was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, Daddy, look at this, and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said, Daddy's gonna eat your fingers, pretending to eat them and then went back to packing. He looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. He said, What's wrong, honey? She replied, What happened to my boogie?
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