This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions. She says, Why all the clocks in the window? And he says, And what should I have in my window?
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