This weekend in Baltimore we're going to have comic book nerds at Comic-Con and the NY Yankees here to play ball.

Dads are like...

I hope.

Standing at the...

I was in a public restroom earlier today and another man came in and...

Una mujer estaba...

Una mujer estaba acompa�ando en el hospital a su esposo, quien sal�a del...

Good Elephant

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the...

Guy at the...

(Doc)...... "Mr Smith I have both *good* and *bad* news" (Patient)... "Ok...

What do you call...

Branch Manager

A cowboy is...

The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come" The Cowboy asks "Can...

Faith healer...

And sets up a prayer meeting. All the faithful are there and are ready for a...

My password

is the last 9 digits of pi.

What I want for...

I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom.