This was told to me by a 10 year girl while waiting in line to pay for gas.

A big shot rich guy died and went to the pearly gates, St Peter told him he was going to hell for greed.

The guy is like, " Evey one has it his price how much to get in?"

St Peter replied, "Sorry, Pre-Pray only"

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