Every day in school, Little Jimmy swears in the classroom when teacher isn't around. After a while, girls in class goes to teacher and tell him that Jimmy swears a lot. Teacher tells them to run away from classroom screaming when Jimmy swears again.
Next day, Little Jimmy is coming later than usual.
"Jimmy, why are you late?", someone asked.
Jimmy: "I would come right in time, but on the way to school, some workers started building a fucking brothel, so I had to go around and I arrived late."
Girls, hearing Jimmy swear, start running away and screaming.
Jimmy: "Where the hell are you running whores, they just finished the foundations!"
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