and this guy hears about her and goes to her asking "so you really give the best hanjobs in town?" the girl goes "see that mcdonalds? i've used the money i got from giving handjobs to buy that mcdonalds" so the guy is convinced and asks for a handjob, gives her 50 bucks, and it's the best handjob he's ever gotten.
he goes "wow that was amazing! do you give awesome blowjobs too?" she says "see that gas station? with the money I've made from giving blowjobs i bought that gas station". the guy is convinced again, gives her 100 bucks, and it's the best blowjob he's ever gotten.
"wow, that was even more amazing! how good is your pussy?" the girl goes "see that casino? i'd buy that casino if i had a pussy"
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