A man comes home from work one day and is greeted by an empty house, he walks into the kitchen and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. It reads: "this isn't working, i'm leaving". He opens the fridge, the light come on, he opens a beer, it's cold... he pauses for a second and then says aloud: "I don't know what the bitch is talking about! it's working just fine!"
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