This one's bad...(NSFW)

It's around dusk, and a pedophile and a young boy are walking hand in hand down a path. Not far ahead, the path leads into an ominous, dark forest of old gnarled trees. The boy begins to shiver and looks up at the pedophile. "Mister, I don't wanna go in there! I'm scared! " The pedophile looks down at the boy and replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk out of there alone!"

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