A man walks into a savings and loan

with a garbage bag full of cash. "I'd like to open an account," he says to the account manager, and puts the bag of cash on the desk.

The account manager looks it over and says, "Fantastic. For an account of this size, I know the president of the bank will want to meet you personally. Do you have a moment while I draw up the paperwork?"

"Of course," the man says.

The account manager calls up to the president of the bank and explains the situation, and the president says, "Send him right up to my office."

"I'm Mr. Johnson, pleasure to meet you," the bank president says. "I like to have a personal relationship with our bigger clients to guarantee the highest caliber of service. If I might ask, what line of work are you in?"

"I make bets," says the man.

Concerned, the bank manager says, "Bets? Like sports bets? Because we can't have that kind of business..."

"No, no, nothing like that. Just bets. Like for example, I'll bet you $10,000 that by tomorrow morning your balls will turn into perfect cubes."

The bank manager sat back surprised. He thought about it for a second and said, "If my balls aren't perfectly cube shaped by tomorrow morning, you'll give me $10,000 out of that bag of cash downstairs, you say?"

"Yes sir."

He thought a minute more and decided there was no way he could lose. "You're on," he said, extending his hand to shake on it.

That night, he looked over his package -- nothing had changed. The next morning in the shower, he checked again. All was well. He checked again in the bathroom when he got to the office, but still, everything was the same.

A little later, the man arrived with another man in a suit and he asked to see the president of the bank. "Good morning, Mr. Johnson. I've brought my lawyer with me to make sure everything is handled appropriately," the man explained when he came in the office.

"Certainly, but sir, I've got some bad news. My balls are exactly like they've always been. Nothing's changed."

Unfazed, the man said, "Of course. I understand. Would you mind if I check though? It's a lot of money."

"Well, I suppose you'll have to."

The lawyer let out a little groan.

The bank president dropped his pants and the man kneeled down, grabbed the president's balls and looked them over.

The lawyer started cursing, obviously angry.

"What's wrong with your lawyer?" the president asked.

"He just lost a bet. I bet him $100,000 that I'd have the president of the savings and loan by the balls this morning."