Two rednecks, Joshua and Jonah, go hunting. Suddenly Jonah falls dead. Joshua calls the ambulance: "Sir, my friend Jonah is collapsed dead". The person on the phone asks: "Are you sure he is dead?" Joshua shoots Jonah in the head and answers: "Yes, I'm sure".
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