A man has headaches, terrible ones, he tries every remedy he can think of, nothing works, desperate, he goes to a specialist, who does a scan.
Afterwards, he gets bad news, "Sir" the specialist says "I might be able to help you, but it would involve removing your testicles"
The man is horrified "Is there no other way?"
"Im sorry sir no"
Distraught he leaves the office and spends a few days mulling it over, the headaches get worse, and finally he gives up, and has his organs removed.
The headaches are gone, but hes depressed, desperate to cheer him up, his wife suggests he go shopping and take his mind of things, so he does.
He decides to buy new underwear, and while hes in that section a store assistant comes to help him. "Okay sir" he says and looks him up and down "'Id judge you at about size large"
"That cant be" the man says "Ive always been a small"
"Sir, if you where wearing a small, I cant imagine the headaches you must be having"
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