A pothead finds a strangely looking old oil lamp in the trash and rubs it to clean it up a bit when suddenly a genie comes out of it. "Congratulations, you freed me from my captivity! I grant you three wishes for releasing me!" The pothead does not think twice and says "OK, for my first wish - I want a never ending blunt made from the finest Acapulco Gold!" And *poof* he has a fat 6 inch blunt in his hand. He takes a few tokes and is delighted by the extremely nice flavor and high, sits back and relaxes. The genie reminds him "Hey, you have two more wishes, remember?" "Oh, yeah ... lemme see ... I'll have two more of these!" [Source](http://cannabisculture.exposed/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=14)
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