So a Jew kid asks for some money from his daddy and says: "Daddy, daddy can you please give me 5$?"
His dad responds: "What, 4$? What are you gonna do with 3$? I think 2$ is more than enough. Here take this 1$," and gives him 50 cents.
The kid starts laughing and says: "You old fool. I only needed 50 cents. You really suck at negotiating." and goes away.
His dad looks proudly at the door his son just left and whispers: "Only if it wasn't fake my boy, only if it wasn't fake..."
P.S. The original joke uses Kayseri people instead of Jews, but I changed it so that everybody can understand. I intend no racism, I am from Kayseri.
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