This guy rolls over in bed to cuddle his wife but she tells him she wants to sleep. Unfazed, he gently starts caressing her, touching her, feeling her up and feeling her down. To his surprise she does not offer any resistance but moves ever so slightly under his touch.
"Is this making you horny, darling? Are you waking up?" he asks her.
"I want to sleep, dear."
"But are you getting horny and waking up?"
"No."
"Then I guess I can go on."
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