Things you can say about your holiday...

...but not your girlfriend.


From [Whose Line Is It Anyway?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA60EQrwCNg)


- Next time, I’m bringing my
friends.
- I am into this time sharing
thing.
- That was the best 5 hours
I’ve ever spent on a wide body
- I can’t wait to go down-under
- Sometimes its nice to go
somewhere and not have to
use your native tounge.
- I’m glad I payed for the extra
leg room.
- I know we are not flying on
Virgin.

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