Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"


"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."


"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."


"Talk about a huge breast!"


"It's Cool Whip time!"


"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"


"Are you ready for seconds yet?"


"Are you going to come again next time?"


"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"


"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"


"Don't play with your meat."


"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."


"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"


"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"


"You still have a little bit on your chin."


"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."


"How long will it take after you stick it in?"


"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."


"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"


"How many are coming?"


"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"


"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."


"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"