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After a shipwreck, three men manage to swim to the safety of a small island. After recovering from their ordeal they begin to explore the island, searching for a way to get back to civilisation, when they come across a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals capture them and tie them up. The leader of the tribe says the the three men "Go into the forest and each find 5 fruit. Once you have done this, return here or we will eat you".

So the men are untied and wander off into the dense forest, collect 5 fruit and return. The tribe leader now says "It you manage to insert all 5 fruit you have bought back into your anus, we will let you go free. Or else we will eat you"

The first man looks gleeful and hurriedly stuffs 5 blueberrys up his rectum and is granted freedom. The next man looks more worried and as he glances at his 5 apples. He managed 3 apples but is having trouble with the 4th. He tries and tries and tries but to no avail. The leader congratulates him on a fine effort before tieing him up to be eaten later. As the second man is being tied up, he looks over to see the third man in the fetual position, crying, and surrounded by pineapples.