They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all
that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said,
"Body, how'd you like to go to the nine o'clock class in vigorous
toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen bitch... do it and you
die."
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