There's a little boy standing outside of a church swatting at some flies. The priest looks outside to see what the boy is doing when he see's the boy swat at the flies again and say "These goddamn flies!" So the priest walks outside to talk to the boy. He says, "You know son, God put everything on this earth for a reason." The boy shakes his head, swats at the flies again, and says "These goddamn flies!" The priest looks at him and says, "Tell me three things that were put on this earth that don't have a purpose." The boy stops for a minute and after thinking it over he says, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these goddamn flies!"
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