So there's this kid named Cal, and he's a bit of a thug.
He often breaks into people's homes just for fun.
One thing he loves to do in people's homes is to absolutely destroy their washing machines. He will destroy them untill they are broken so far they are completely beyond use. Until they are totally dead.
Recently Cal passed away in his sleep, which is sad news, but now....
Washing machines live longer with cal gone!
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