"Why? There's eight planets." She said with a look that only someone truly offended can give you.
Our hero and Random Girl #24 talked for hours about space, planets, and stars until they both were well aquatinted with one another. She was leaning on his shoulder and then asked again, "why'd you say there was only gonna be seven planets tonight?"
Our hero smiled his courageous, nonchalant smile and asked, "do you really want to know?"
Her lip trembled. "Yes" she whispered. "Yes I do. "
"Because" he paused as if about to cry, "tonight I'm going to destroy Uranus."
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