And he comes across a priest. He says to him, "I'm Jesus Christ."
The priest replies, "No, you're not."
The drunk is confident in his Christ-ness, and says that he can prove it. So the drunk leads the priest to a bar, professing his divinity the whole way.
They arrive and enter. The bartender sees the drunk and says,
"Jesus Christ, you're here again!"
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