A completely normal healthy boy except that he's just a head. No neck and nothing that a normal person would have from the neck down. So of course his parents are distraught but they're good people so they decide they will raise him to be the best he can be under the circumstances. So years go by and they do just that and hes turning into a bright kind young man. One day the father walks into his sons room and says "well say you know what day it is don't you?"
"Yes, dad, it's my birthday. You always remember." The son says with a smile.
"But not just any birthday! It's your 21st! You're a man now and I'm gonna take you out for your first drink!"
"Oh boy!"
So they get in the car and drive to the tavern.
"Bartender, it's my sons 21st birthday. Get us both a shot of Jack Daniels."
The father tips the shot into his sons mouth and BOOM! a cloud of smoke and the young man sprouts a neck and torso! They all look in absolute amazement.
"Hurry man! Another shot!"
He tips the drink into his sons mouth and BOOM! Another cloud of smoke and the boy sprouts two arms.
"Hurry man! One more!"
The boy picks up the shot with his brand new hands and drinks it. BOOM! He sprouts two legs, stands up and take two steps before dropping dead on the floor. Now the father is inconsolable. He's weeping and holding his son saying "my boy, my boy! What have I done?"
The bartender looks over the bar at the both of them and says
"Man...he should have quit while he was a head!"
Edit:spelling
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