and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth.
A guy walks in and sits down to another guy next to him and orders a drink.
The guy who has been there for a while now looks at the man and says to him, "You know that there is a very strong breeze outside around the 10th story of the building and if you jump out the window the draft will carry you back up."
The second guy doesn't agree and tells him to prove it. So, the first guy jumps out the window while the second guy watches. Guy one starts falling, he passes the 30th story, 20th, 15th, then the 10th and comes soaring back up to the window."
Completely astounded the second guy asks him to do it one more time. So, the first guy jumps out again. 30th story, 20th, 15th then the 10th bam, he comes soaring back up on the breeze.
At this time the second guy is starting to believe him and decides he needs to try this. He chugs his drink, slams it on the table and he then jumps out and falls. He passes the 30th story, 20th, 15th, 10th, 5th then... Splat. He dies exploding all over the pavement.
The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, your an asshole when your drunk!!"
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