A Priest and a NY Cab Driver died together and went to heaven. They get to the pearly gates and an angel greets them. First the angel takes them to the NY cab drivers house in heaven. It's amazing it has marble floors a butler and maid and a swimming pool it's awesome, the Cab drivers thanks the angel and they move on to the priest's residence. Needless to say it's a log cabin with no water or electricity. The priest is amazed at the simple house compared to the NY cab driver and he bursts out at the angle and says how could this be I spent my entire life dedicated to g-d. The angel responds it's simple. Every sunday you would go up and give a sermon and everyone fell asleep, but when this NY cab driver drove everyone prayed!!.
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