There were 3 people being chased by an angry tribe...

They then fell over and were surrounded by the tribe. The tribe leader then said to the three that if they got a fruit from the forest they would not be killed, so the three went in search of fruit. The man who comes back is holding a single grape. He walks up to the tribe and they say "Put that up your arse and we won't kill you". The man then does this and lives and decides to stick around to see the other men's fate. The second man comes back with a lemon. He is told to do the same thing. As he is halfway through he starts laughing in hysterics. The other man then ask "Does it tickle?". The man then replies "No, but the other man is coming back and he has a pineapple!"

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