On their wedding night, they just look at each other, clueless. Finally the man gets an idea. He calls his mother, hoping to get some advice. She tells him, "Just both of you get completely undressed, and then what you need to do will be obvious."
So the couple gets undressed, but they are still clueless about what to do next. The man calls his mother again. Exasperated, she says, "Just stick the longest part of you into the hairiest part of her!"
A moment later, the mother receives another call.
"I've got my nose in her armpit. Now what?"
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