Jim was at school, and it was time for lunch. At lunch, there were two choices for a drink besides water: a fruit punch or a soda pop. Jim decided, "Hmm, I'm feeling in the mood for a soda pop." And so, he headed to the soda pop line. When he got there, he realized that the line was extremely long. It nearly had the entire school! Jim was an impatient person, so he said to himself, "Nah, maybe a fruit punch will be better." Jim headed to the line for fruit punch. When he got there, there was no punchline.
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