Officer Doyle shook his head.
"Witnesses?"
The Sergeant glanced up from his coffee,
"Yeah, at least four of them. Apparently they all saw the suspect's face and everything."
"Who was he?"
The Sergeant's eyes sunk deeper into his coffee,
"We have no idea."
"What? How?"
The Sergeant stood up abruptly, spilling a bit coffee over his report,
"Shit. We don't know anything about him, no face, no name, no ID."
"I thought you said we had four witnesses?"
The Sergeant sunk back into his chair.
"Yeah, they've been in the interrogation room for the past three hours. I've tried every trick in the book, and no one's talking"
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