A young women, named Mary, in a small town is riding the bus. She sees a beautiful women who is holding a bottle of champagne come into the bus. Mary thinks:" She has a bottle, is beautiful so she must be going to a guy. The are only two cute guys in this part of the city - my husband and my lover. She cannot be going to my lover because I am going to him. She is then going to my husband, My husband has two lovers - Anna and Jane. Jane is out of town today, so..". "Hey Anna!,"- Mary calls:" Go there and give him a good old fuck!".
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