He was completely obsessed with the mechanical marvel.
Everyday morning, he would get out of his tractor jammies and don his tractor riding garments. Freshen up in his tractor themed bathroom before heading out to the fields.
Then, he'd head outside, stick his keys(with a tractor keychain on it) into his tractor and start it up. He would then ride up and down his field all day ploughing the field with his tractor. Only at dusk would he part unwillingly with the love of his life.
When he got home from the field, all he would do was think about his tractor. He would read books about tractors, play video games about tractors and then sleep in his tractor bed.
This was his daily routine.
One day, he decided to go to a bar in down. While sipping his beer, he spotted a stunningly beautiful woman across the bar. Working up his courage, he approached her and started a conversation. They really hit it off when the man asked the woman a question: will you marry me.
The woman thought about it for a while and agreed to marry him under one condition: he had to stop living tractors.
The man contemplated, processed, thought, calculated and finally agreed to do it.
Later, the two of the got happily married. They continued living on the man's farm, but all the tractor related items were disposed of.
The two of them soon started a family and had a total of 5 children and in order to support them all, the man had to go to the city to get a job.
One day while the man was at work, a fore broke out in ho's house while the family was having dinner at home. The woman and the children all ran out of the house and the fore brigade was called.
When the fire department arrived, they tried all they would to put out the fire but to no avail.
At this point, the man returned home to see his house on fire. Keeping calm, he walked in front of his house, and inhaled really deeply.
HWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOSHHHH.
Suddenly, the fire was gone.
Everyone was shocked. The surprise fire chief then approached the man and exclaimed, 'woah, that was amazing! How'd extinguish the fire like that?'
The man said, 'Oh, It's nothing, I'm just an Ex-tractor fan (extractor fan)'
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