There was a girl who needed to borrow her...

There was a girl who needed to borrow her
dad's car. So she went to her dad and she
asked, "Dad, I need to borrow your car."


So her dad thinks about it and he says, "Well
you have to suck my dick first."


So the girl
agrees and starts to suck his dick. "Dad",
she says, "your dick tastes like shit!"


"Yea"
he said, "Your brother needed to borrow the
car too."