They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the man said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," she snickered, "What do you
say...should we get naked?"
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
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