There was a boy that only had a head. When he turned 18 his father decided 2 take him out 4 some drinks. After the first drink. The boy grew an arm. Then after the 2nd drink he grew a leg. He kept drinking until he became a full person. He was so excited, he just couldn't believe his luck. He ran outside with joy and then got hit by a truck and died. The bartender turns 2 the father and said. He should of quit while he was a head!
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