My wife asked me one day:If we two do the measurement as a whole, what do you think the machine will respond? I said: Well, if it says "you are fat", it means you are too fat. If it says "you are thin", it means I am too thin. My wife asked: How are about if it comes up with "you are perfect"? I told her: it means I am too thin and you are too fat.
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