... Who were also drinking buddies.
One night, the mechanics (Rick and Paul) were finishing up their shift and discussing where they should go for a drink afterwards.
"I don't know, man," said Rick. "We've been to every bar in town. The scene's getting old."
"Well," replied Paul, "there is one other option. I've heard drinking jet fuel gives you a pretty good buzz."
"Fuck it, I'll try anything once," said Rick, and they grabbed the nearest can of jet fuel and had the kind of time that only drinking buddies can.
The next morning, Rick awoke expecting the hangover from hell. To his surprise, he felt fine. Better than fine, even; he felt great!
"This is amazing," he thought. "All the fun of drinking, but with no negative effects!"
Just then, he receives a call from Paul.
"Hey man," said Paul. "How ya feelin'?"
"I feel great!" Exclaimed Rick. "You?"
"Pretty good, but there's just one thing... Did you fart yet?"
"No," said a puzzled Rick. "Why do you ask?"
"Because," Paul said. "I'm in Arizona."
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