There once was a man who was born with just a head

He grew up as only a head, he relied on people to help him everywhere, or he would just roll around. Despite his unusual condition, he lived a happy, content life, but he longed to be normal just like everybody else.

One day, while rolling back home, he bumps into a bottle. The bottle falls to the ground and shatters, and a great genie comes out.

"You have released me!" the genie bellows. "For this, I will grant you one wish."

The head thinks about it, but can't think of anything else he wants besides one thing.

"I want a body just like everyone else!"

POOF, in a great flash he has a body, complete with arms and legs. He's absolutely ecstatic.

"I'M WHOLE! I'M FINALLY WHOLE!"

As he is celebrating, he accidentally runs into traffic where he is hit by a bus and killed instantly.

The moral of the story: you should always quit while you're a head.

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