...and they're just about out of food and water and it's looking real bad, and one of them stops and says, "You know what? This is getting real ugly. We're going to die in this desert. This is getting serious."
"I think that we should just stop here, and all three of us should just pray, each to our own god, and we'll see which one of our gods comes to our aid. That way we'll know who's got the true religion."
So they all started praying, and they died.
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