There once was a man named Mr. pages...

There once was a man named Mr. Pages who owned an iron store. His store was conveniently named "Mr. Pages ironwares". He sold screws, nails, bolts, hooks and the lot. But business wasn't going too well and so Mr. Pages decided to hire a advertisement company. And so he did...

A couple of days went by and when Mr. Pages was walking to his store one morning, he saw a big billboard depicting Jesus hanging from his cross, and in big letters above it: "With nails from Mr Pages, you hang for ages."

"OMG!", screamed Mr. Pages, as he rushed to his store to call the advertisement company. On the phone with the designer of the billboard: "You can't possibly be serious about this!", he yelled at the guy, "I will lose all my customers!"

"Calm down", the guy said, "I will fix it emediately." So the designer, a bit frustrated because he thought the Jesus thing was a good idea, started working on a new concept.

The next morning Mr. Pages was walking to his store again and looked up at the billboard hoping the advertisement was changed. He was flabbergasted, as now Jesus was lying in a little bundle under his cross and the text above it read: "He has teared of, but nails from Mr. Pages are still tough!"

Steaming with rage, Mr. Pages ran to his shop and called the advertisement company again. "That's it!" he said "Our deal is off! I want nothing to do with your company anymore! I want this billboard removed and I'm not paying you either!" and hung up the phone.

The designer, now also pissed off, not in the least because he wasn't getting payed for the work he already done.

The next morning Mr. Pages was eager to see the billboard removed. Instead, there was a big white canvas, and written in huge black letters: "At Mr Pages their all Jews, but they have good screws!"