A musician sits in a bar, talking to his friend. He says to the friend: "Ok man, you have to ask me thse three questions, and I will answer them:
1. What's your name
2. What instrument do you play
3. what is your weakness
Ok?" - Ok, the friend says. And he fires away:
"Question 1: What is your name?" "HANK!" the musician answers.
"Question 2: What instrument do you play?" "THE DRUMS!" the musician triumphantically shouts out loud.
"Allright, last question" What is your weakness?"
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