The guest speaker says "let's talk about ghosts. Who here believes in ghosts?" He looks around the room and sees just about every hand go up, if not all of them.
He then asks "who here has ever seen a ghost?" At this time, only about half the crowd puts up their hand. "Haha, that's what I expected."
He says "okay, now who has ever communicated with a ghost?" About 15 people put their hands up.
"Now just for the fun of it, who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" Everyone is looking around the auditorium and they see this one hillbilly looking guy with his hand up. The guest speaker asks, "you've really had sex with a ghost?" And the hillbilly says "ye-yah."
"Well then, come on up and tell your story."
So, he stands up in his overalls, muddy boots, and flannel shirt and walks up on stage. The speaker says, "alright, tell us about this ghost you had sex with."
And the hillbilly says, "ghost? I thought you said goats."
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