There is a little boy watching his parents argue...

While his parents are arguing, his dad call the boy's mom a "whore" and his mom call the boy's dad a "bitch". Then the little boy goes up to his parents and asks what is a "bitch" and a "whore". His dad says that a whore is another name for a women and a bitch is another name for a man. Then they put the boy to bed. The next day, the family is taking a walk down the park and the little boy sees graffiti spray-painted on the wall. The graffiti reads "pussy" and "dick". Then the boy asks what a pussy and a dick is. The parents quickly tell him that a pussy is another word for a hat, and a dick is another word for a coat. They walk back to their house to prepare a family dinner. As the mom is preparing the turkey she cuts her finger a yells "Fuck!". The boy then asks what fuck means, and she says that it is another word for cut. The boy goes off to find his dad. He sees his dad shaving, and he accidentally cuts himself while shaving. His dad yells "Shit!" and the boy asks what shit means. His dad says that it is another word for shaving cream. Then the doorbell rings and his dad tells him to go greet his family. He goes to open the door and says "Welcome Bitches and Whores. Let me take your dicks and pussies. If your wondering where my parents are, my mom is fucking the turkey and my dad is putting shit on his face."