Between two teams of midgets.
They are playing and reach half-time. As the game is very amateur, they don't have access to the lockers. All the players rush to the bar next to the stadium for the toilets downstairs. They all rush in and wait down the staircase.
During this time, a drunk who was sleeping on the counter wakes up and starts sipping his drink.
The first dwarves start to climb the stairs and head back to the stadium in their nice tailormade jerseys and shorts.
The drunk looks at them and turn to the bartender:
- I don't want to alarm you, but I think your Table Football is getting away.
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