When he realises it is his brother's birthday tomorrow. His brother loves Marvel. He sees a comic book store and goes in. He finds a notebook with the Deadpool colours, but just as he is about to buy it he notices there is a drawing of a mouth on the back. He asks the assistant why. He replies: "It's a Deadpool notebook - the merc with a mouth!"
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