There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight?

Somebody asked me...

It must be my *at-tire*.

Why is the bottom...

Black people can't swim. -.-

What did the...

Make me one with everything.

Battery Acid

Little Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid....

FOX HOLE

Q: What's it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality.

What's the bright...

At least you get to start with an anonymous tip.

Baby I am an...

More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day. Credit:A friend

Three roaches and...

These three roaches all live among this dirty woman. Every now and then, the...

Roses are...

I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you.

Jesus is watching...

A burglar had been planning to rob a couple for awhile. He was sitting...