These three roaches all live among this dirty woman. Every now and then, the three roaches get together and shoot the shit. This time they convened at her belly button. Sitting around the navel like a campfire the roaches begin to speak.
The first roach says,
"God my home sucks. I live up in the nostrils, and all day it's just smell after smell, I can't even eat, it's sickening."
The second roach pipes up,
"That aint shit! I live in the ear, and all day it's just pure noise, I can't even sleep, it's retched."
The third roach laughs a little, before sobbing,
"I'd love to live in a malodorous noisy cave like you guys. I live in the vagina, and every night some masked man would break into my home, beat me up and then leave, until last night when his mask tore so he spat on me!"
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